Country Dictionary

A person (usually with red hair and midget like appearance) who is a hippy. They love the earth and try to save it by surfing and hanging out with other hippies. This doesn't work and due to frustration, label other people as "hippies" in a bid to avoid the hippy taunts themself.

Anf: Hey clinton wat u up to? Clint: Just going for a surf, then to Fishos to hang with some surfie mates, hippy. Anf: You're the hippy you fecking midge.

Smaller than a chode.

My friend Magnus has a midge

A short man with hair like bozo the clowns that trys to look tough but in actuality is as strong as a toddler.

Wow look at that midge.

A person who talks with a high squeaky voice.

A midge is like a young boy how hasn't hit puberty, a girl with a little voice.

scottish jakies or cadgies that dumpster dive or (politely) person who sifts through the rubbish of others.

wonder where she got that coat from ? she's a midge raker she got it oot the bins

A thicc midget

Daaaamn did you see Ally she's a thicc midge

1. The perfect name to call a complete idiot who you unfortunately associate with. 2. The perfect term used to get someone's attention when they are ignoring you.

1. "Hey. Let me cruise your poker party this weekend." "No one wants you there, Midge Mong." 2. "Hey. Hey! Hey!!! MIDGE MONG!!!!" "What do you want nig nog?"