A fork of Rural Dictionary
Making fun of a guy's cock, or lack thereof, usually because it's too small or can't get hard.
Girl to Another: We should totally cock mock Kenny if we run into him tonite. He only has 4 1/2". Another: 4 1/2"? How do you know the exact size? Girl: Unfortunately, I measured it in person. Another: I hope you didn't fuck a 4 1/2 incher! Girl: No, I cock mocked him and told him to buy some panties, because he doesn't deserve to wear boxers.
An insincere expression of disbelief.
The waitress expressed mock shock that our food had not arrived yet.
A faked display of righteous or resentful anger mixed with a small amount of actual anger caused by embarrassment, for example when somebody says what everybody is thinking. Standard modus operandi in early 21st Century American politics, very commonly seen on political blogs.
A comment by a upper-middle class mother of a potential Army recruit that "the army is not for our people" caused a lot of mock outrage on liberal weblogs.
On Discord, it is defined as a Discord community run like a country, with a government. Usually defined as a form of roleplay/LARP, with members of the community taking it very seriously, some notable examples include Leon's USSR, the Republic of Discord, the French Republic, or The Authority.
- Hey, I've created a new Mock Government, want to help me? - Sure, I could also make it ally with mine.
to call a friend out on what he/she is going to sarcastically respond before they are able to do so.
Like the term famously known as 'cock block,' a 'mock block' brings a friend down, and he/she is not able to make a crappy comment because they have already been called out.
To be fucked over, screwed over, or have your life get that much worse. The "speedbump" that horribly fucks up your once perfect life. This occurs when your life is already rock-bottom and God throws you a shovel.
"Did you hear about John? Not only was he raped by another guy, that guy had AIDS, crabs, and the clap! Talk about getting K-Mocked!!!" "Man, last night SUCKED!!! That chick I took home from the club? First, she had a penis. Second, she stole my wallet. And third, she poured sugar in my gas tank AND shot my dog in the face....MAN I got K-Mocked!!!"
an evil female who constantly harrasses and mocks you
Would you like to buy a mocking muff? I'm selling Lex cheap...