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Mong

Mong could be a word used to substitue other words. It could act as a pronoun, noun, adjective, verb, gerund, anything! Mong could be the most flexible word there is.

"I just monged another Soduko!!!" "Why are you being such a mong??"' "Hey, hows it monging?" "Dude, that is so mong!" "Mong loose!" "Wow, he just threw up! He's such a monger."

by idee93 August 17, 2011

Mong

"Mong is the stuff that comes out when you push down on a pregnant woman's stomach." - Southpark: Season 3, Episode 17, "World Wide Recorder Concert" - A New York boy defines this word for our favorite four youngsters from Southpark, Colorado. Cartman came up with the word "mong" to call out the kids from New York, b/c they believed it was NOT a word.

My mom is so pregnant that when I sat on her tummy, mong came out of her like Niagara Falls.

by Misamore December 27, 2010

MONG

Adam Smale

your motor bike is shit you mong!

by cashbusters August 20, 2011

mong

A peice of cloth to cover Male genitals yet revealing the buttocks. Developed by Upitang Sabazo inc. Provides comfort and Security and Freedom. One Of Europe's fastest growing fashion trends. Comes in Assorted colours, materials and shapes. One size fits all. XS. Also Known as a Man Thong

Junior! that is one sexy mong you have on!

by Jethro81 November 17, 2006

mong

a joe bowen

youre such a mong

by ihfuytdjhyjhy July 24, 2011

Monging

Usually 2 people who favour the dead... who go out and find a dead pregnant woman... one of them jumps on the stomach of the women, whilst the other waits and eats "what comes out"..... Although this doesnt need to be done with a pregnant women

o look bondage matthew and skeener are monging that woman

by sweet May 28, 2004

Mong

Phrase used by the police to describe a criminal type who is often drug dependant, intoxicated, unemployable, lacks common sense and dignity, unwashed, wears Burberry clothing, white baseball cap, wears a tracksuit to court, wears pyjamas to walk down the street, talks in a whiney voice.

Stupid Mongs. If they were bright we wouldn't catch them

by Tapir Envy April 24, 2018