Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Monging

To reach a state of boredom beyond belief whereby any attempt to entertain yourself usually ends up in depression/ a further state of monged. There are no known cures for this state of mind, however can be lessened by certain internet based stimulae. Stages of monged. 1: slightly bored usually resulting in seeing friends who feel the same 2: first night in alone on youtube 3: chronic addiction to social networking sites 4: where sleeping is the most creative thing you can think of doing 5: looking at the knife sitting on your desk and wondering 6: No recorded reports of people coming back from stage six

Person 1: Man i havent done ANYTHING in the past 2 months Person 2: What have you been upto? Person 1: reached stage 5 of Monging, think my lifes over!

by uber monger November 17, 2009

Monging

Usually 2 people who favour the dead... who go out and find a dead pregnant woman... one of them jumps on the stomach of the women, whilst the other waits and eats "what comes out"..... Although this doesnt need to be done with a pregnant women

o look bondage matthew and skeener are monging that woman

by sweet May 28, 2004

Monging

A mixup of mongrel (mong) and minging

Mate you wont get her, you're monging

by Luke9380 November 03, 2019

MONG

Mong - a person who is very clueless and has no idea what is going on. Lots of mongs have too much bum hair. When playing among us seb will sit in the corner looking like a dumb emo mong and have no idea what’s going on.

seb is the king mong the mong of all mongs!!!

by noah_oxf February 28, 2023

monged

Monged - the result of several hours of steady smoking, characterised by inability to move from the sofa.

I was monged out last night after that weed

by cup December 12, 2003

Monging It

British Army terminology for putting in a bad performance / being defeatist / not putting in the effort.

Recruit: I can't go on... Corporal: Stop monging it and get a move on!

by JBF July 05, 2005

mong

1. (Mong)- Slang for spastic, but used against a person who says or does something completely idiotic by accident or without realisation. This makes every witness simultaneously raise their hands to their shoulders and shake 'em while sticking their tongue in their lower lip and making 'urrgh' noises. 2. (Monged)- A vegetive state of mind/being usually effective after consuming large quantities of alcohol, weed, lsd, ecstacy etc or combinations of.

1. Steve you mong, you've just poured the kettle onto ya cornflakes. 2. Steve's well monged after we spiked his drink with acid, muhahahaha.

by Safecracker G October 15, 2004