A fork of Rural Dictionary
His throbbing thrill hammer eased its way into her puffy mutton drapes
large sideburns, almost connecting at the chin, aka "lamb chops", or "muttons"
Damn! John Quincy Adams had some gnarly mutton chops!
When a girl's vagina tastes a little funny. Sometimes the "mutton-esque" flavour comes on as the result of middle age.
When you eat out the snatch of an 18-year old girl, it tastes quite a bit like lamb chops. But when you eat out some dirty old cougar, it tastes kinda wonky. A mutton cunt! BAAAAAAA!
Overgrown vaginal hair that resembles mutton chops growing down each inner thigh. Hair so thick it's overtaken the loins and without a trimming, is working its way towards the knees. The worst form of lady burns you will ever encounter.
Becky is so hot but she has the worst lady muttons I've ever seen. It's a wooly beast down there braaaahhhh.
An old Victorian term for a prostitute.
That expensive laced mutton gave me chlamydia.
sideburn-moustache combination which can be found on such awsome musicians as Ian Fraser "Lemmy" Kilmister.
dude 1: wow, u seen that guys facial hair? dude 2: yeah! he has kick ass mutton chops!