A fork of Rural Dictionary
a mythical creature that is a cross between a dolphin and a unicorn. is the shape of a dolphin/killer whale with a unicorn horn
i enjoyed the story about the narwhale
the greatest animal in the animal kingdom; probably the result of a one night stand between a unicorn and a whale
Wow that narwhal is so majestic and awesome! What does it mean?
any such activity being of the sick tight varietal, ultimately resulting in a "fuckin a"
OH MY, good sir, those jive cats were laying down some narwhal jimmy jams last night.
*Verb* Na-r-wa-ll Present: Narwhal Past: Narwhalled
The act of unexpectedly kicking a female in the vagina and yelling "NARWHAL!" either before or after the kick.
This can happen suddenly while in conversation or by walking up and performing it.
This act may come from either a male or female, but males find much more joy and humor in it.
EXAMPLE 1:
Girl: Hi Georges! How are you?
Boy: Oh hey Lisa, I'm great. How are you?
Girl: Oh I'm pretty good myse-
Boy (Unexpectedly): NARWHAL! *Kicks*
EXAMPLE 2:
Girl 1: Oh my gosh, yesterday Noah narwhalled me! It hurt so fricking bad!
Girl 2: Oh I know! I got narwhalled by John today. He narwhalled me so hard that I was lifted off the ground and his shoe got stuck!