A fork of Rural Dictionary
October 21, a day where you can throw your short friend (anyone shorter than you). The person being thrown cannot reject the thrower his rights.
Last National Throw the Short People Day, I threw your mom
This is the day when you throw everyone that is almost short according to National Throw Short People Day standards. Anyone who is 5'8" and below can be thrown without their permission. This is to be done on October 22nd, the day after National Throw Short People Day.
Bob: "Alright Elly, today is your turn! It's National Throw Almost Short People Day." Elly"Wait, no!" *gets yeeted*
On February 6, anyone under 5'6 will be given a chance to not get dominated by tall people for one day. For those over 5'6, expect roasts about your foot long neck.
Boy 1: 'I heard she was 4'11.' Boy 2: 'Don't hang around her because it's National Short People Day.'
On the day of January 23, all short people shall be scared of the dominance of tall people. I WILL GET MY REVENGE SINCE MY CLASSMATES KEPT HITTING ME ON THE DAY OF DECEMBER 20, 2023. You will see very soon my very well planned amazing extraordinary revenge…
Me: Yknow what day it is today? Short person: OH NO it’s National kick short people day?!
November 1st if you don’t kiss a short person you will get Evaporated
Evaporation sounds like a fun way to go, so I’m not gonna participate in national kiss short people day
Beat up anyone who is under 5’5 in October 23rd
“Hey did you know it is National Beat Up Short People Day?” “Is that a crowbar?”
Beat anyone short that is under 5’5 without consequences.
“Hey today National Beat Up Short People Day” “What?- IS THAT A FUCKING GLOCK WITH A SWITCH?!”