A fork of Rural Dictionary
The most revolutionary weapon ever to be seen in a game. Can be used for prying headcrabs off of zombies, breaking off Combine heads, cracking open boxes and 2x4's, and trying to kill G-Man. First acquired weapon in Half-Life 1 and 2. Not to be underestimated, especially in the hands of an expert such as Gordon Freeman.
(Talking about crowbar)
Barney:"Oh yeah, and I think you dropped this back at Black Mesa... Good luck!"
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Gordon Freeman, thinking to himself:
I'ma bust some Xen sh** up in here wif my 22... inch crowbar.
A badass band of fat guys from New Orleans, LA.
Fuckin' Crowbar kicks ass! or Crowbar looks like a bunch of pissed off fat dudes!
pulling the penis upward (while in missionary position) when its only about 1/3rd in, opening the vagina length wise.
last night when i was fucking this chick i crowbarred her and pushed two fingers in under my dick
usually it is used as a melee type weapon which can be found in gardening or craftsman store. it is used to kill zombies, monsters, and other out of this world creatures. the use of crowbars have saved multiple lives in the past years as it's advance metal technology and the compact shape which can fit in any type of bag.
"dude i almost got killed last night by a witch!!"
"how did you survive?"
"i grabbed da crowbar that was on the ground!"
"dude thats nuts!"
To define someone who is not making any sense, or acting stupid, or defining any act of stupidity.
Jack left his card in the ATM machine for the third time, what a crowbar.