A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who never makes mistakes
I am good at everything I must be Oakley Newell.
Newel Flaminiano is a Gay LGBTQ Furry Activist. They tend to walk around like a Material Gwurl and have a catch phrase of "Curry is good for health", originally created in 2006
"Hey, I am a Newel Flaminiano"
A totally cool girl who is super fun and awesome if you just get to know her! She has a good sense of humor, and tends to laugh when a situation isn't good. She is someone you want in you're life because she will stick through you through thick and thin if you respect and pay attention to her. She seem pretty quiet, but she doesn't take shit from anyone. She'd rather be alone than with people who take her for granted and aren't interested in knowing how special she is.
"Dude did you see that girl?"
"Yeah she's such an Alli Newell
He is slightly retarded n likes the taste of pen ink
That person in a bit of a Bailey newell
The worst fortnite players and has plenty of ass woopins
Aiden Newell your mom gay.
Aiden: *starts raging and smashing his desk”
A four-street shithole in the northern panhandle of West Virginia. Founded in 1905 when a man named Newell gave up his last hope of finding anywhere decent to live and settled down with a one-eyed, toothless, backwoods woman and produced Newell’s first official retard. Newell’s two claims to fame are its large population of mullet-wearin', wall-eyed, gun-totin’, tobacky-chewin’ illiterates; and the presence of Mountaineer, a gaming resort filled with coffin dodgers and welfare cases spending their gubment checks and shitting themselves because they don’t want to leave the nickel slot machines. Outsiders often hear the sound of “Dueling Banjoes” in their heads when driving through it.
Outsider: What the fuck is that? Banjo music?
Newellite 1: What's he sayin’, Cletus?
Newellite 2: Cecil, you know I don't know forrin’.
(Newell, WV)