A fork of Rural Dictionary
When IT Security administrators in your organisation are stupid as shit and don't differentiate between work resources and potentially harmful websites, so they 'stick their head in the sand' like ostriches and block access to both thus preventing you to do your job effectively. Hence the term 'ODS: Ostrich Driven Security'.
A lyrical poem, written in varied or irregular metre, often with romantic connotations.
Chinese girls are nice, once you overcome their initial reserve. When my new girlfriend ode and ahhed, I wrote the following poem about her:
Oh please don't touch me
Oh please don't touch
Oh please do
Oh please
Oh
Online Display of Emotion
When someone updates their Social Media page with exactly how they're feeling emotionally at that point in time.
Usually reserved for feminine types who want to tell the world of their love, hopes, despair etc. For some, it's an annoying byproduct of social media that you have to put up with. But many people live off it and give a heartfelt comment in reply.
Joe: it's KILLING me not to be able to come see you. literally feel my heart breaking as i type this.
Sarah: Feeling vry lonly, wish my man was here for cuddles (heart).
Jude: Why can't I get everything I want? Life can be so cruel :(
Ken: FML these crowded buses make me angry!!!
Barry: Damn ... I hate reading all these ODE's.
Short for "Obama Derangement Syndrome", a derogatory term used for the act of critical thinking about Barack Obama. This term is derived from BDS, Bush Derangement Syndrome.
"He accused me of having ODS because I asked if Obama had ever accomplished anything!"
*Acronym for "overdose".
*Acronym for "Olive-Drab", a green-grey color, used often in the military.
*Acronym for "overdo", "overdone", "overdid".
"OD is the predecessor to camouflage."
-me