A fork of Rural Dictionary
(adjective) pronounced (pownd)- pwned is another way of saying 'owned'. when you get pwned, you just totally got your ass kicked, either physically or just at utter failure. it is normally used in online gaming. pwned really does mean owned but it came to be because the 'p' and the 'o' on the keyboard are right next to each other so it was originally got mistyped so it became pwned.
(guy falls in a lake on accident) lol u just gotz pwned!
(guy gets utterly killed in the dual arena) omfg pwned!
(guy gets killed) d00d i pwned u!!!1
i gonna pwn u biatch (im gonna kill you bitch)
Badly defeated/embarassed/hurt.
(see owned)
DarRangda was PWNED in the face with a shotgun by Zaku X.
The total domination or shut down of a person place or thing.
The word: Pwned originated from the word: Owned, which derived from the word: Own, which came from the word: Cat.
Boy says to other boy who just got nuked on three times straight: "You Just Got Pwned."
The act of being absolutely extermintated by someone. Often followed by humiliation
Dude Sam got pwned when i kicked his balls and they flew onto that random spike and all the chicks laughed and the chicks knocked him out with their purses and then they drew a dick on his forehead with lipstick and then snapped his neck and threw him outside onto the steaming dogshit.
The total domination or shut down of a person, place, or thing.
Pwned is used in such places as:
Australia: You just got pwned, mate!
Hawaii: Hola brother you go pwned!
Japan: I pwn you!
North America: You just got pwned!
South part of North America: Y'all just got pwned!
A little south of that: Nomes a sey ya pwn you homes!
Examples of pwned:
Guy staring at laptop: Best porn EVER?
Laptop: We're no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do I
guy: Hey what's up man?
other guy: SLAP!
Guy with hammer: Hey Lou!
Lou: FRED IS NUMBER ONE!
Guy with hammer: What?
Lou: TEEHEE!
Pwned is used in the gaming world to express when one has been thoroughly fucked up by another Player or an NPC.
It's another way of saying one's been boned, or owned by another gamer or NPC.
Pwned is pronounced like boned, only with a p, poned- or p-own-d, that is p-as in parot, own- as in I own that shit, d as in dog
1. “Oh man, that NPC fuckin' pwned you dawg!”
2. “Fuck man, you just pwned my ass, wasn't that a little overkill?”
3. “Ha-ha, that dude just pwned you! You're not gonna be a little bitch and just take that shit laying down are you? You gotta take back your honor man, and go pwn his fuckin' ass in return, yo!”