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(noun) the reason you have no life.

"Eric hasn't left his house in 4 days.. He's been watching porn nonstop." "Dude, somebody needs to get out more!"

Ooooooh and ahhhhhhs, moans and grunts, acts and movie plots, etc..

"Here comes Mr. Paint Man, at the door and ready to be f-u-c-k-e-d-!"

the reason the internet was invented

person 1:dude how many porn sites are ther person 2:About 238,000,000 person 1:sweet dude,big breasted woman here i come

Will never die, as long as there are folks willing to strip for the camera, the people who wish to browse it, and the assholes who wish to destroy it.

It will take more than 200 years to view every porn site and file currently on the Internet.

n. Reading and viewing material, otherwise known as 'cliterature'.

As Bill Hicks once said "any material devoid of content that induces sexual thoughts. So every advertising campaign on TV. When I'm watching that double-mint commercial 'double the pleasure - double the fun' with those twins; I'm not thinking about gum, that's for fucking sure"

people eather being naked or doing sex acts 4 the camera. but there are different levels of porn. i love seeing pictures of women naked and acting sexy (ie soft core). but then u got the hard core. some of it is interesting but most isnt becuase most has eather 1)women fucking weird things 2)2 many dicks in them. if i wanna see a dick ill look down lol. i go on porn 2 see hot chicks

Softcore porn is beautiful and sexy cause it shows naked women posing or doing traditional sex acts. Softcore makes sex beautfiul. Hardcore porn shows people doing freaky things, like sticking carrots up their ass or getting gangbanged. These things aren't exactly a turn on. Stick 2 the softcore and get more turned on. The women are more beautiful on it neway.

the way to find yourself drowling over an electric apliance

oh, my god! I found Alysa Milano´s pussy