A fork of Rural Dictionary
place in florida. anyone who sees an el portal police car while driving, even if they are not driving in el portal, immidiately slams on their brakes without paying attention to any other driver around them.
south florida driver: o no a cop from el portal aaaahhaaaarrraaaaa!!(slams on brakes) Krazy Karl: its ok dude im pretty sure hes off duty, and were in the middle of pembroke pines. someone who thinks they know everything: you know...they can still pull you over
The portal of friars. St ants "friars and friarettes" retrieve homework assignments from staff of St. Anthony's High School in this portal. No one is certain why they don't call it a website, so we guess that it always be unknown.......... Are they witches and warlocks?
"did you get the witchcraft homework from the friar portal?"
What happens when somebody plays the Valve game "Portal" for too long. The victim begins subconsciously imagining different aspects of the game in real life. For example, somebody with Portal Syndrome may mistake a large storage box for the Weighted Companion Cube, as as such, may begin screaming any number of things ranging from "You're alive!" to "I'm sorry I threw you into the fire!" As another example, somebody may begin thinking that they are trapped in the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center.
Fred: Why is Lee hugging that box? George: He has Portal Syndrome. He played Portal for seven hours straight last night.
A game that Valve just picked up all trademarks for when they dropped trade marks for half-life three. Sadly, it will never come out. Ever.
1: when is portal 3 coming out? 2: never. Valve can't count to three dude.
when you cross over into the 4th dimension by going to town on the brown (mouth wise).
I don't know what happened to dave, lately he's been so distant, it's almost as if he's not one of us since he went...Portal Munching.
Vagina, pink sink, vergina, or any other form of the word vagina, derived from latin vaginus, meaning without glory rod.
Prepare to receive my love plasm in your baby portal!
noun The gateway one passes through when suffering heartbreak or emotional despair that spontaneously emerges into radical self-love and acceptance of all that is.
After going through the pain portal, I feel freedom in my discomfort rather than a desire to avoid it.