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(n.) the vagina that is surgically constructed from a penis during sexual re-assignment surgery

Even after hours of tongue numbing cunnilingus, it never dawned on me that Faux Necia's was a vaginus not a vagina.

when you release from the front and the back. usually happens in intercourse, OR taking a shit .

ummmm.... i just oozed vaginus

The way Vagina SHOULD be spelled. Penis, Anus, Vaginus, see what i'm saying?

I lost my headphones in my vaginus

(noun) used to describe a person who is half cunt and half asshole. Normally used when in respectable company in lieu of the more common and more vulgar synonym "cunthole".

Andre: "Dont give me excuses, give me results!" Ray: "Take a chill pill, you're acting like a vaginus"

A shamu sized vagina. Loose. Large like a whale.

Boy: I totally didn't fuck ann yesterday. Boy 2: why dude she hot? Boy: she had a giant ass vaginu. Boy2: ewwwwwwwwww.

An anus and a vaginal hole ripped into one.

I fucked her holes so hard they ripped into a Vaginus

When a vagina smells like shit, or if a puss is behaving like an asshole, or vice versa. Also a rare deformity where there's an anus implanted in ones vagina

That chicks vaginus makes me feel like throwing up John is behaving like a vaginus