A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. to copulate 2. the heart 3. to excite
He thought he was pumping with her, but all this time he was showing her his art collection.
used to describe a woman that is so immaculate, so beautiful, so damn hot, that she would be considered a 'no pump' meaning one would not need to even touch ones penis, in order to blow ones load. part of a rating system, no pump technically being the highest rating possible, although no woman alive today is known to be considered a no pump, which makes one pump the best rating by default, closely followed by two pump
Guy 1 - 'bro! i had a dream!' Guy 2 - 'congrats.' Guy 1 - 'no! listen! i was on a beach.. and.. and.. you'll NEVER guess what i saw!' Guy 2 - 'uhm, did you see a..' Guy 1 - 'A NO PUMP, OH MY GOD, SHE WAS A STUNNER' Guy 2 - 'no flippin' way, sailor! too bad there aren't any living no pumps today..'
the best black eyed peas song ever
guy 1:hey, whats your favorite black eyed peas song? guy 2:oh, pump it, definatly
The act of gathering in a small place with 30 or more people and a household item. When the item is set off, the crowd proceeds to "flip their sh*t" until they become too tired to continue.
"Hey you guys wanna go do some pumping after lunch?? See you in the bathroom!!!"