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Hard rock nick

A video by drew gooden, guy pretending to be rich

Bro, those yeezys are fake as hell, he’s such a HARD ROCK NICK yeah man, he is

by itshardrocknick June 01, 2019

Hard Rock

Horrid music that is similar to heavy metal. Led Zeppelin was considered the fathers of hard rock. Fans of hard rock were like punx but they were more violent and they had no purpose.

Hard rock bands are Led Zeppelin, Quiet Riot, Aerosmith, AC/DC, Def Leppard, and Motley Crue.

by Freak Face February 10, 2005

between a rock and a hard-on

A situation in which you have to choose between your best friend or getting some action.

A: There's this chick and I know she really wants my dick. B: All right, man! A: Problem is, she's dating one of my best friends B: Damn, sounds like you're between a rock and a hard-on.

by Quandries December 15, 2010

Rock and a hard place

Having to choose between two undesirable situations

Some of David Letterman's female employees were caught between a rock and a hard place; They either had to sleep with a cranky and humorless old man or risk getting passed over for promotions by women that were.

by Mr Wilhelm October 08, 2009

Hard rock hotel

Preliminary sex position. One gives oral sex to the other while he/she is rolling a joint to share after sex.

"We did a hard rock hotel last night, it was soooo good and then we were soooo stoned"

by JokeAIRlines December 14, 2021

Rock and a hard place.

Deciding on a negative permanent situation or another negative permanent situation.

It's my wife or my girlfriend. Im stuck between a rock and a hard place. She's stuck between a rock and a hard place. She is taking a hard dick in the ass and a rock in the pussy. Or visa versa. A sexual fantasy position. Also known as Double penetration. Some dicks are referred to as hard as a rock, some dicks are hard.

by Fireann Steele November 30, 2019

between a rock and a hard place

describing a situation where you have to make a decision that you don't want to make.

you got me in between a rock and a hard place; alright, i'll let you borrow two grand.

by 5150 December 04, 2004