A fork of Rural Dictionary
not thomas' hero
pat: "woah did you hear about roman? jan: "yeah, poor guy"
A funny, caring, and confusing man. You sometimes never know what he is thinking, but you do know that it is something exciting! He is a great pal to hang around with, and can brighten anyone's day. He is known to be mentally disturbed, and should be approached with caution, for he might start laughing uncontrollably. Overall, Roman is the best, but can be very dangerous.
Oh man, that man I just met was such a Roman.
Roman is the most amazing guy you wil ever meet. He is all you need. Roman has beautiful brown eyes and an amazingly cute smile. One you and Roman have eye contact you’ll never want to look away. Romans are usually Mexican. Some Romans may also have mustaches that might be totally hot to someone. Romans are usually doing a sport. If you see Roman smiling and happy then it makes you do the same.
Katie “Look it’s the guy you’re so madly in love with“ Louisa “Roman obviously. He is sooo hot ohmygod”
(noun) This guy is the biggest bastard you will know but also the sexiest, edgiest, mother fucker of all. Likely has or will develop a nicotine addiction or some sort of substance abuse. He is average height so he isn’t as intimidating until you take a nose dive into his personality. The most loyal friend you could ever find! BUT… maybe not entirely the best partner in a relationship. He also is a mastermind of masking his emotions, Check in on your Roman. He is an elitist so be prepared to be shat on by his opinion that does not matter.
“ I am the edgiest person here.” “ Uh-Oh, here comes Roman.”