A fork of Rural Dictionary
an expression that is intended to convey excessive excitement. the beauty of the expression is that it has a double meaning; one literal and another entirely figurative but much more ridiculous.
1) to be shitting in one's pants
2) to be excreting pants from one's rectum
(over the phone): hey broski, guess where i'm at? in line to see the offspring. i'm shitting pants!
сука 1: i'm gonna shit your pants
сука 2: what the fuck
An expression used to describe a feeling of being overwhelmed by something unnecessarily complicated or hard.
I can't let go of my ex because we have so many things in common and we have been in each other's lives for so long, but I really love you and want to build a future with you.
- Omg you are so hopeless! I want to shit my pants...
An expression used to signify the upmost disregard to ones appearance, respectability and the general outward impression given in social gatherings. A lack of desire to impress. Also can refer to a lack of sobriety.
YOU: Hey, check out Fergie flossin' over by the bar. She is so glamorous!
ME: Fuck that bitch, I'm just here to shit my pants.
When you get so drunk, you actually, literally, crap yourself like a toddler.
Thursday night I wore my white corduroy pants out to the bar. I didn’t know my white corduroys would soon become my shit pants. I got so boozed, I stole my friends shoes and barfed in them. Then I shit my pants...Thursday night I was Shit-Pants Drunk.
When someone unknowingly sits in shit. Either human or animal shit.
My friend by accident sat on a toilet seat covered in shit and soiled his pants. He is now referred to as "Spongebob Shit Pants".