A fork of Rural Dictionary
To have spilled the salt.
“Oh no. I might of slarted the salt.”
“What?”
“The salt. I slart it.”
Tying 2 buttholes together and shitting in one another for days
You and a significant other (friend,family, or lover) Slart Chungus
a horrific yet endearing omnipotent force.
"the slart... i feel it..."
/noun/ N/ Slart, Slarting, Slarted, When a person or animal takes a shit; while seeming to be dancing and farting violently in the process.
The bathroom didn't get punished that way overnight, you certainly gave it a hard Slarting' Johnson.
Johnson, a public restaurant is no place for SLARTING, you’ve already sprayed a brown saucey coating over everyone’s food, and it tastes almost as good as last night's walrus wagina puree.
ASS SHIT DISGUSTINGREPULSIVEWAGINAblumpkinblue waffle
someone who is absolute royalty and is a little bit of a slag
Oh Aiden, he’s a total fart slart!