A fork of Rural Dictionary
slow is when someone is less intelligent than most. And can be used as an insult. -randy is gay
God damn it randy you slow retard don’t you know your not supposed to put your dick in your cats mouth
(adj.) mildly retarded, evoking nimroddish qualities in a manner likely to invoke frustration; stupid; special (in a derogatory manner).
That guy who sends those dirty emails is slow.
When you laugh at jokes 5 minutes late you are slow. When your friends tell you something and you go WHHHHAAATTTTT???? and then they explain and you go OH LMAO!... you are slow. When your name is Vickie... you are slow. When your girlfriend and your best friend make fun of you because you don't get anything they say... you are slow.
Vickie, you are slow, but I still love you.
It means "slow replies", it's a term usually used on Snapchat stories to say they're busy at the moment, so they won't reply immediately. Other abbreviations can be "SR" or "SRS"
*PERSON 1 SEEING THE STORIES* PERSON 2 IN HIS/HER STORIES: "Slows" *PERSON 1 UNDERSTANDS*
A state of being confused, so much that you become disconnected from the real world. Verb: slowsing
She entered the slows today in chemistry class. I've been slowsing for a week now.