A fork of Rural Dictionary
To arrive at a party sober and proceed to impose yourself upon the least sober female.
Bystander 1: "Hey, look at Alex over there, pulling a smithy on Faye" Bystander 2: "Yeah, poor girl, at least she won't remember it tomorrow"
Gaining copious amounts of banter or laughter from someone of the forename or surname 'Smith' Usually ending in said Smith becoming popular or well known in the bater and comedy world.
"I had some proper laughs off James last night!" "James Smith?" "Yeah he's got some Smithy banter going on"
Usually refering to someone who had such a boner it was like its an iron rod used by a black smith Or a twat named Smith who got a boner in public
Person one, Oi oi look smithy got a boner Smithy,bigger than urs Person one, we were talking about you nan and u got stiffy smithy
Smithy the toad was once a man with a large penis, he then go turned into a toad. When this happened he kept the long penis and his been blissed with hoes all of his life as a toad. He cannot walk very well hard or flimsy, but can fuck like a full grown man
Smithy the toad's erection is 10 inches long.
The kindest most understanding person in the entire world. A sweet, gorgeous, generous guy. The only person who understands me and sees me for who my soul. He's simply amazing. I love him always with all my heart.
Brandon Smithies is breathtaking, kindhearted and so sweet. he is dearly loved
a group of 12 year olds hanging out with a 20 year old called L dot, smithy boy is the leader of the gang while L dot spits unintelligable bullshit
person 1: i watched the weirdest video last night person 2: what was it person 1: smithy boy and da crew person 2: how does it go person 1:Verse 2: L-Dot WHAT! E-sell dar Bella get bar gwar Top of the block Money get dropped Cause I top of the bee Don't give a fuck if you think you can fuck with me (bluerg!) Ak on to tha airs ?
smithyes is the greatest person alive and does not sweat at all and he is going to be one of the greatest footballers in the world and once he retires he will break the 100m record set by usain bolt,he will do 100m in under 5 secs.Dontdisrespect a smithyes as they take it very seriously and will go to your house rip you apart and your family dog and then he will set your house on fire with your siblings asleep and they will die while sleeping and they will die horribly
dont disrespect me oterwise i will get smithyes on you