Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Jack the retard

Jack the Retard is well.... a retard most obvioulsy. Also he is the only retard to get a job; he is a star wars producer working under john lucas Good for Jack the Retard

there goes jack the retard; the only retard to get a job

by Patty December 13, 2004

niggatron

a transormer that can turn into a carrot and talks in ebonics

niggatron is a decepticon

by patty January 24, 2005

rigid shaft

rigid shaft is the thing in a males pants in where the flabby skin becomes hard and stiff and is inmovable thus wise causing pleasure when stroke gently or pushed in and out of a hole that is pink and stinky

The man's rigid shaft was protruding from his pants and was clearly visible

by Patty December 09, 2004

Fashoda

A joke shared between three AP European History dorks prior to an exam that they all failed. A play-off on the Fashoda Crisis. Is an even more ghetto version of "fo sho" - means "fa sho, duh." Credited to Cassie M. 3/21/05

"Heya, did you see that cute guy walk by?" "Fashoda!"

by Patty March 27, 2005

LMP

Lick My Pussy!

if a guy is pissing you off, turn to him and say, "You know what (name)...LMP" and just walk away.

by Patty July 01, 2004

entertainting

Inviting people to go with you to your house or a pub or some such under the guise that you will be politely socializing, but instead poison and torment them, whether physically or mentally.

evil entertainter: wanna hang at my house later tonight? unsuspecting person: sure! sounds fun! LATER....... evil entertainter: would you like some tea? unsuspecting person: thanks! evil entertainter: you know, you really are a nasty whore. unsuspecting whore: well you are an entertainter! ugh i think im going to faint.

by patty August 28, 2005

duck

duck (verb) - to shove a female prostitute into a confined space; to force someone into hiding, usually at gunpoint

"The cops were coming so i had to duck the bitch in the trunk."

by Patty February 08, 2005