A fork of Rural Dictionary
Jack the Retard is well.... a retard most obvioulsy. Also he is the only retard to get a job; he is a star wars producer working under john lucas Good for Jack the Retard
there goes jack the retard; the only retard to get a job
rigid shaft is the thing in a males pants in where the flabby skin becomes hard and stiff and is inmovable thus wise causing pleasure when stroke gently or pushed in and out of a hole that is pink and stinky
The man's rigid shaft was protruding from his pants and was clearly visible
A joke shared between three AP European History dorks prior to an exam that they all failed. A play-off on the Fashoda Crisis. Is an even more ghetto version of "fo sho" - means "fa sho, duh." Credited to Cassie M. 3/21/05
"Heya, did you see that cute guy walk by?" "Fashoda!"
Inviting people to go with you to your house or a pub or some such under the guise that you will be politely socializing, but instead poison and torment them, whether physically or mentally.
evil entertainter: wanna hang at my house later tonight? unsuspecting person: sure! sounds fun! LATER....... evil entertainter: would you like some tea? unsuspecting person: thanks! evil entertainter: you know, you really are a nasty whore. unsuspecting whore: well you are an entertainter! ugh i think im going to faint.