Country Dictionary

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Smokin' the Pot

When somebody wins a huge pot in poker

"Check it out guys, Royal Flush" "Aww man..." "Damn, hes smokin' the pot now"

by TehSnail January 16, 2010

Smokin' hot

A perfect ten female has it all - beautiful hair, face, tits, waist, ass and legs. And dressed in a very sexy and revealing way.

Oh, she KNOWS she's Smokin' Hot!

by EarlyBirdSRQ September 13, 2016

smokin indo

indonesian weed, marijuana or, Indoor grown marijuana

Snoop "rollin down the street smokin indo"

by Hedonistic_mp February 08, 2007

smokin heaters

to be smoking a cigarette

Jerry opens door and sees Devin with a lit cigarette in her hand: Jerry: So ah, smokin heaters? Devin: for sure

by CLARK!! May 02, 2011

Smokin Aces

A person so hot you need a new word for it.

Dean: Did you see that girl John was with last night at the club Justin: Yea man she was Smokin Aces

by Qaovztlyds October 16, 2010

smokin' the bear

An expression used to describe dick-sucking between men who are often appreciated as being rugged, stubbly(or a little on the unshaven side), hairy, muscular, and oozing with raw manly sex. They may be into wearing denim, tattoos, boots, and listen to country music, with an "I break for BEARS!!!" bumper sticker on their trucks. They may be the kind of guy who is wearing leather and shades on a motorcycle with a scruffy beard and sexy smile. Truckers, bikers, construction workers, hard hats, and cowboys(or wang wranglers)...all of them are men who are more than a little rough around the edges and share an all consuming passion for sucking each other's sausage.

Ken and Josh like to go home, slide out of their denims, turn down the lights, slip into the shower, wash-off the dust and sweat from their job as construction workers and take turns giving each other's crotch as much oral attention as possible. They absolutely love smokin' the bear.

by Happy Wolf June 02, 2007

Smokin Blumpkin

Getting a blowjob while sitting on the toilet taking a shit, smoking a crack pipe.

" Did anyone see where the pipe went?" " Oh Josh took it in the bathroom. Shannan's giving him a Smokin Blumpkin"

by ShannanD April 19, 2023