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Sneeze

to get the hell out of there

"we sneezed way early last nite"

by zincsaucier October 03, 2009

Sneezing Tourettes

The shouting of expletives or profanity whilst sneezing.

My mom grounded me after I shouted "fuck" while I sneezed; she just doesn't know what it's like to have sneezing tourettes.

by ASUcrew January 18, 2012

pelvic sneeze

A slang term for orgasm, particularly a male orgasm, coined by YouTuber sam o’nella.

“They had the middle aged woman train the young boys in the old art of holding in the pelvic sneeze.

by Quietbox September 29, 2020

Sneeze Bings

When cheese bings (fried cheese balls) are left at an empty table at a bar, becoming a community snack. May have mysterious flavors added to them. Made famous at New-CI (formerly OCI), Knoxville.

Cameron noticed that his poop very much resembled the "sneeze bings" he ate the night before in both size and color.

by ChrisTrauma August 23, 2011

jeezy sneeze

A special kind of queef, when said vagina is overrun by a yeast infection.

"Mucus? In the chair? Corbyn, you back to jeezy-sneezing all the time? You should get that checked out, Quick." Jeezy sneeze

by BTWyourcuplidwasinmyass December 04, 2013

Dracula Sneeze

Dracula sneeze "Covering one's mouth with the crook of one's elbow when sneezing, seen as similar to popular portrayals of the vampire Dracula, in which he hides the lower half of his face with a cape."

Landon shouted, "VAMPIRE!!!" "No, Dad," Eliot said, "that's just my Dracula Sneeze." "To keep from spreading the flu... Duh." During a press conference on the H1N1 virus, Kathleen Sebelius reprimanded a member of the White House press corps after he sneezed into his hands.

by L3 January 13, 2010

Sneeze Atheist

A person who doesn't say "Bless you" or "Gesundheit" after hearing someone else sneeze and anyone who ignores or prefers not to receive such a response after sneezing.

Greg cringes at work after sneezing when the chorus of "bless you", "bless you" rolls in. He sneezes a couple of times most mornings in his process of waking up after getting to work. He finds his coworkers annoying in their ritual and has become a "Sneeze Atheist".

by Commuter on Breeze December 17, 2012