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Go f*** yourself. I'm gone. Coined by LeBron James during "The Decision" television special when he announced he was joining the Miami Heat and leaving the city of Cleveland.
Sue: John, we can work this out. I still love you. John: I'm taking my talents to South Beach.
A euphemism for masturbation, onanism, etc.
Janette: So are you going out tonight? Erica: Nah, I think I'll stay in - I'm taking my talents to south beach.
1. To inform someone that the current situation is no longer working. 2. Fuck off. 3. Your not doing it for me anymore, or what you offer is lacking.
The new "it's not me it's you" is "I'll be taking my talents to south beach." "It wasn't working out so I told her 'I'd be taking my talents to south beach." "My boss was giving me grief so I said, straight up 'I'll be taking my talents to south beach." "You don't have kidney beans in this here general store?! Well f-that. I'll be taking my talents to south beach!" "After the Rolling Stones article, President Obama told General McChrystal he could take his talents to south beach." It originates when LeBron James turned down the Cleveland Cavaliers offer, on a 1 hour nationally televised special, expressing that he was signing with the Miami Heat. He said "This fall I am taking my talents to south beach."
The act of going the bathroom, specifically for a shit. Comes from LeBron James using this phrase to take a massive shit on a huge number of people: fans, teammates, and the entire NBA.
Bro #1: It's time for that bitchin' party! Bro #2: Yeah! One sec though, I'm taking my talents to South Beach first!
the glorious act of masturbation
Lebron "I was takin my talents to south beach over the offseason"
THE OFFICIAL CLEVELAND DEFINITON - Taking a shit. (Also referred to as "Making LeBron a Free Agent)
Damn, that Chinese food is upsetting my stomach. I'm taking my talents to South Beach. Now, where's the nearest toilet?
Hey bob, do you want to play for our team? We don't have any good players. <joins opposing team> Sorry, I'll be taking my talents to south beach.