A fork of Rural Dictionary
What you say when someone says something that makes you think of something dirty or makes you think of sexually dirty innuendo. Or-when you hear something that makes you think of something dirty or sexual, "splash" is the sound "your mind makes when it falls into the gutter".
Jimmy said that the guy at the hotdog stand didn't like big wieners. so to respond to what Jimmy said, I yelled: Splash!
a verb meaning the act of pissing in ones drink. Most commonly a factor and parties and gatherings where alchoholic beverages are served. Most splashings happen when someone leaves their drink in the care of someone else for any period of time long enough to unzip pants. Most common splashers are assholes and drunken idiots.
Rudy: hey watch my drink i have to piss Curran: ok (few minutes later) Rudy: whatd u do this tastes funny. Curran: nothing Rudy: whatever(chugs glass) Curran whispering to richard: i just splashed all over his drink
A cigarette rolled with approximately one part tobacco and one part hash. A variation on the common term spliff, meaning a cigarette rolled with marijuana and tobacco.
Dude, I got fucked up on the splash last night!
the act of releasing feces from your anus; taking a poop
I'll be back, I gatta take a splash
an aperitif served in Spain and Portugal, which is made of equal parts white port and tonic water. served over ice with a twist of lemon, it's popular with the natives. Also
Hombre 1: Hey, hombre, want a splash before dinner? Hombre 2: sounds good...but mi amigo, is that not the same as a portonic? Hombre 1: no way hombre, the portonic, it have a slice of lemon, the splash, it have a twist of lemon. Hombre 2: o! comprendo!