A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person, like a any other drug addict, who cannot enjoy life without addictive chemicals.
When your housemate only gets out of bed on weekends to go out drinking and is otherwise a sullen sap. Someone whose happiest moments revolve around alchohol or being drunk.
the cause of, and solution to all of life's problems.
when consumed on a regular basis alchohol causes mental and physical problems. Alchohol is a way for people to get away from and forget these problems.
The thing you use to forget about people who fuck you over.
Oh he cheated on you again? Better drink some alchohol.
The politically correct verbage for an raging alcholic....
What's Wrong with your grandpa? Oh nothing hes just an alchohol enthusiast, just like my mom.