A fork of Rural Dictionary
Creepy person ejaculating in a van down by a river to pictures of little children.
That guy is a sploof goof stay away from him.
That guy was sploof goofing earlier.
Has serveral meanings:
1. Jizz - "I sploofed on myself"
2. Erred - "I sploofed my final exam."
3. practical joke "I'm not pregnant, I was just sploofing you."
4. Excitement - "That was splooferific!"
5. Disappointment - "I just got dumped. That sploofs!"
Synonym for splooge (see example #1)
AC-DC is coming to town. That's sploofing awesome!
When one exhales smoke into another fellow's rectum in order to disguise the odor. Much like a regular sploof but for the small cost of nothing.
Example:
'Smoking in the school bathroom'
Robert - OH SHIT, the principal is coming, quickly put your lips around my asshole and perform the poor man's sploof!
'Jonny exhales the dank smoke into the anal cavity of Robert'
Jonny - Thanks Robert, you saved us both. Also, no homo tho.
Robert - Yeah that was close, no homo hehe..
When someone blows a raspberry on a vagina and the vagina talks back with a little quiff quiff.
Yo, I totally got my girl to vagina sploof last night.
When a canine (Dog) lays flat on it's stomach and stretches it's arms and legs to the point of no return. It then relaxes it's muscles and goes limp.
Often this act is observed as adorable.
The Dog just sploofed all over the floor Janis, look.
OMG that dog is sploofing.
When ones hair becomes messy either deliberately or accidentally from someone else's actions. It can also be described as a state of messy hair in general.
"Stop sploofing my hair!"
"My hair looks so sploofed right now."