A fork of Rural Dictionary
n. Term often used in street motorcycling for a rider (usually a young rider on a sportbike)who can't handle the bike he just purchased due to a lack of ability, and/or common sense and/or respect for the power of the bike.
"That friggin' squid tried pulling a wheelie and ate his damn ride right in front of his friends, now he's in the ER!!"
(v) To diarrhea in a pool, resembling the projectile ink a squid shoots.
I ate Mexican food last night, and when I was at swim practice this morning I squid in the pool.
a person who just lets the current of life take him wherever hes going ; a lazy ass
"what are you doing today?" squiddin mayne or dude grab me a beer. "no" "fuckin squid"
Member of the U.S. Navy, perjorative. Possibly refers to the resemblence between dress white uniforms and kalimari. In any case, referring to a sailor as a squid can be endearing if you know them but it can be equally (and dangerously) offensive if you are a stranger. Be sure to say it with a smile.
Bar patron - "There's an awful lot of you squids out this weekend." Sailor - "It's payday, you fuckstick." Alternately, one sailor to another: "What's up, squid?" "Nothin', you?"
Originally derived from the manner of movement of a squid...shooting off at speed, almost stopping to turn and then shooting off again, similar to a inexperienced motorcyclist.
"I was trying to pass the squid, but on corner exits he just stood it up and blasted away."
A squid is a male or female that dates your friend. As a result you never see them again. The "squid" usually comes from a separate group of friends and takes that friend away to dark place. Usually a squid is an overprotective boyfriend or clingy girlfriend. It's based on a sailor being stolen from his ship by a giant squid and taken to the depth of the sea never to be seen again.