A fork of Rural Dictionary
Known as The Squidward is a practice where you put colored paint on your penis and paint squidwards face on your girlfriends face.
Jay: "Last night was kinky my girlfriend Karen and I did the Squidward last night"
Ben: "Truly a royal dump to be heard through my ears in my life."
The most iconic squid in Bikini bottom
He is a sexy male who plays the clarinet
He strongly dislikes Spongebob and Patrick
Full time worker at the Krusty Crab
1) You feeling it now, Squidward?
the (in some and possibly very few people's opinions) Adorable precious angry cinnamon roll in spongebob, he's like an angry violent-ish kitten X-3
girl that actually loves squidward respectfully: *sitting at krusty krab watching squidward*
squidward: *fussing at a customer at the register for holding up the line*
squidward loving girl: *giggles* *thinks to self* heh heh squidward's such an angry cinnamon roll <3
A sexual act involving the placement of the testicles above the eyes and the penis placed upon the nose. This results in the face of the person being squidwarded's face looking similar to the character Squidward from Spongebob.
The man was having some buttery buttsex with his woman when he decided to squidard her. While squidwarding didn't really give either one any physical pleasure, it was rather hilarious for the man.