A fork of Rural Dictionary
Ah yes, STONKS. A word of class. It means high stocks in the market. If that's not obvious. It's also a meme when something good and funny happens to you.
my mom died, I will use her credit card on v-bucks. STONKS
A word that used to mean a Comic Relief dance and for some reason now means an erection.
Robert - "Check it out Mike has a stonk on!"
(UK) very sexually attractive (usually of girl)
That Brenda is fuckin' stonking
When a purchase is made but the value of the items being traded is completely different.
*At the store* Cashier - "Ok, this bag of Doritos will be 12 emeralds please" Me - "Stonks"
Stonk refers to the feeling of arousal, in general. It can be used in place of a general good feeling or amazement. For example "Man this band gives me stonk". It can also be used to replace other related terms such as "Hard-On". For instance "Man, this chick gives me serious stonk-on"
It's almost the end of work, time for pre-freedom anticipation stonk!