A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person simping for Shrek. The only acceptable form of simping. Definition: Person simping for Shrek. Says “welcome to my swamp” at least twice a week.
Person 1: Watcha got there? Person 2: I made a real life swamp for Shrek, so that when he comes back to life, he will have a place to stay with me. Person 1: Bro, you’re, like, one of the biggest sumps I know. Person 2: I know. Welcome to my swamp.
One of Trumps many sycophantic white house staff, who get such a raging boner from his position of power they basically act like he can do no wrong and will defend his position at the cost of everything; behaving like a simp only much worse, hence the term Sump.
Mitch McConnell: "Dude it's been almost 5 minutes and no-ones licked Trumps asshole! Where the hell is Seb Gorka?" Mike Pence: "Nah, he's gone bro! Trump fired him, he was way too much of a Sump!"
Sump is a greeting like a hello or hi and even what's up.
Walking into work you come across an acquaintance from a different department Interaction: You: Sump Responder: Sump
Person 1: Oh my God she is definitely sump Person 2: I know right