A fork of Rural Dictionary
Really hot pirate with attitude
Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Carribean is swasbuckling
usually occurs during an amateur porn where the first male penetrates and ejaculates into the female subject and the second male proceeds to fuck her any way.
"Dude I already cam in her!"
"I know I like to swashbuckle."
The act of child molestation, in most cases involving a large sea-farring man and his extraordinary member.
"Oh damn look at that handsome piece of ass swashbuckling my son....Awesome!"
someone that buckles befor midnite
"you are a swashbuckler, so swashbuckled"
The art of drawing an obscene amount of flem from your esophagus (or honking a loogie in colloquial terms), swashling it around your mouth like a fine Northern Portuguese drop of port then finally releasing said flem on an unsuspecting member of the public’s chest in true Glaswegian fashion.
Innocent bystander: Why Charles, i don’t know why I brought my pink Christian Dior Cannage stitched bag over my Louie Vuitton Canvas...
Person 2: Aye, why don’t you wear this instead ye posh cunt **spits a Glaswegian swashbuckle on her chest**
Innocent bystander: Oh the humanity.
The act of creating the "Newton's Cradle" with you and at least two friend's testicles. This is typically done in the later hours of the day when the wife is gone (bitch).
Bro you should've been there last night! The wife was gone and the boys Balls Swashbuckled all night! For science! We were balls swashbuckling machines!
A type of woman who likes to pick up illegals outside of Home Depot and trick them into "fixing a leaky faucet." Also enjoy homeless single dads and puts their claim of "will work for food" to the test. Will occasionally make wild claims about burritos for her own sick pleasure. Also known as the Twaffle, Twaffzilla or TWilley, as in TWilley gonna getcha.
That swashbuckling whore took another homeless dude back to her place.