A fork of Rural Dictionary
Contraction of "twat" and "waffle"
Madison has really turned into a twaffle over the last few days.
Shorter version of the slang term Twat-Waffle
My ex girlfriend has become an annoying twaffle.
The act of running up behind someone, reaching high between their legs (almost but not quite in the crotch seam) and slapping one's hand back and forth as if to motorboat the upper thighs with the hand. The recipient of the twaffle is now "it" and must twaffle someone else to continue the game. Verb, origin Grafton VT Sept. 2010.
I'm going to twaffle the bride right before she gets her photo taken.
A twat waffle.
I went down to the post office today. The post master was being such a twaffle.