Country Dictionary

Spending inordinate amounts of time on the site turntable.fm listening to and playing music for other 'tablers. The term is short for "turntabling".

Wow, I'm tired, I was up 'tabling all night playing 80s hits in the New Wave room.

a position of visibility or legitimacy

when your married booty partner intrduces you to the spouse as a "friend", s/he has put you on the table.

A girl who is big and round; a fatty.

"Check it out, Ullas is hitting on a table!"

"Holy crap, this one's gotta weigh atleast 300 pounds"

and adjective; to mean making a swear or promise.

Friend: Do you and that girl talk.

You: NO! on table !! Bro!

Sometimes the tables turn, and sometimes, as much as some people hate things not changing, they stay exactly the way they were.

Tables don't always turn, and they're not guaranteed to turn.

How do you not know what a table is

Yo this table is propped hard

an exercise tool for angry teens in a classroom

you know what ms david your being a bitch i must now flip this table