Country Dictionary

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floyd

Dillhole known for sitting in his basement, jobless, and blowing glass. Said dillhole also likes to smoke pot, ignore all information that is given to him, and subscribe to hippie hardcore political theories. If hippies do it, so does he.

Check out that floyd over there, holding up the "no oil" sign and shouting things about cutting military spending. I wonder if he's washed his hair lately?

by Ghod November 07, 2003

floyd

Verb: To listen to Pink Floyd, often alone doing nothing else.

"Dude, I've floyded so much this weekend."

"I'm in such a bad mood, I'm just gonna sit on a chair and floyd all day."

by Rekeke May 21, 2012

floyd

a bitchy boyfriend who always thinks you're cheating on him!...but o well!

he origonated from a bitchy mom:)

"Omg i swear i didnt fuck him! yu are being such a floyd!!!"

by Carey March 19, 2005

Floyd

a beaner

floyd is a dirty beaner

by hotdog clit April 23, 2003

floyd

The act of undeservably dismissing or shunning a person, esp. a close friend or family member, if that person makes a lifestyle decision, develops a long-term illness, or suffers disabilities that become an inconvenience in your life.

E.g. Those two women used to be close like sisters, but after one of them suffered a stroke, her disability gave the other one such a case of the heebie-jeebies and she used the opportunity to abandon her and completely floyd her from her life.

by Binchen January 18, 2014

Floyd

the very tip of a penis, normally circumsized. lies just above the urethra and is noticable by the small point at the urethra crease. also used and an insult

dude, don't be such a rancid floyd.

by DErek January 06, 2005

floyd

a boy who loves geometry dash. Smart and loves to sing

Floyd loves geometry dash

by puppy8 April 04, 2017