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monke

how do 1 distract monke?... bananna

big monke

by Nice one Perma March 16, 2022

The Monks

A short lived yet kick-ass Garage rock band and one of the earliest forms of punk in Rock N Roll history. Made up of five upstanding American GI soldiers stationed in Germany, this band are a hidden gem if there ever was one. Their radically different look compared to other bands of the time came by dressing like Catholic Monks and having the scalps of their heads shaved. Their first and only album release titled 'Black Monk Time', recorded in 1965, is an underground classic, featuring songs like "Complication" and "Shut Up". Their lyrics touched on subjects of the time such as opposition to the Vietnam War. They were the anti-Beatles before anybody else was!

Mikey: Have you ever heard of this band called the Monks?
John: The UK punk band of the late seventies?
Mikey: No, I mean the cool and original one from the mid sixties that secretly made the first ever punk rock record? Give it a listen...
John: Woah, what the F....

by RockHistorian November 13, 2018

Monk

short for Monkey, used to describe someones annoying behavior

This little monk is actually dumb

by DanielTheNerd November 24, 2022

Monke

where banana?

"mmmm....✨MONKE✨"

by a gay couch potato March 02, 2021

monke

Verb. to be monke

Noun: A state of being, a state of peace

"RETURN TO MONKE"

"Now i must monke, good day"

by XXGAMERNAMESOMTHINGIDKXX February 09, 2021

Monking

the act of locking ones self up in a room, cave, ect. with only stale bread and water to play games such as "halo3" and other xbox games for days upon end without rest.

luke: dude, wheres tom?

adrian: dude, toms off monking halo 3

luke: again? damn, what a loser

tom: (in his cave) w00t! just pwned some noob!

by Adrian T. July 06, 2008

monks

shortened form of monkey, a sweet little guy who is constantly trying to entertain people. occasionally can cross into the territory of circus gimp but whom we love

Nat: monks is such a cutie
Cat: i know, bless his little monkey socks

by kittycat July 06, 2004