A fork of Rural Dictionary
women I have (to) fuck
For married guys/ guys in relationships that have just observed a milf only to realize that they a going home to the same old woman cause it would cost to much to divorce it and find a hottie.
wihf (pronounced wiff)
Man did you see that milf, but unfortunately I have to go home to the wihf (pronounced wiff) .
Wiff is a term you use when a move, situation, person, outfit, food, attack or negativity doesn’t effect, hit, doesn’t work, doesn’t impact you or is just a bad mistake.
Them: have you heard what people been saying about you?
You: that shit wiff
POO WIFF is the result of anal sex in hot temperatures. as the penis leaves the anal passage after ejaculation the most HORRIFIC smell will occur POO WIFF.it occurs in oth the male and the female. NOTE air.con WILL NOT over power the POO WIFF
when on holiday in hot climates and you fancy sum BUM FUN the POO WIFF will occur . this will lead to an embarrasing SILENCE for the rest of the holiday
The attempt to insert the your penis into the vagina, but missing and having it enter the anus.
We were going to bang like crazy all night, but I Sausage Wiffed and it ruined the moment.
Getting play from the Ladies
This car is gonna get me some serious bitch wiff.