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Is the Estimated Time of Separation (ETS) for military personnel.

When do you ETS out of the Army?

On 01 AUG 2007.

An ETS or European Testical Slap is a powerful strike to a male crotch, resulting an a loss or sperm on numbness in the penis.

Dude im going to ETS this noob like i owned Nelson the other day.

abbreviation for "eurotrash"

*psst* Dude, check out the ultimate ET at your 3 o'clock! Popped collar, suit jacket, and sandals!

The French word for 'and'

J'aime les pommes et les carrots.

Your dad

Oh snap look at ET!!!!

The introduction of one's digit into another's anus, especially durng sex, resulting in a brown finger/tip; caused by a torpedo in the tube, a turtle head ready to poke out.
Poop in the shute.

Me:
Dang!!! I was BDP'ing this chick, gave 'er a finger up the ass, and ran into a turd!!!
Felix:
Dude, you got ET'd!!!That's AWESOME!!!!

EVERY-TING

Let's smoke an ET?

What's that?

Every-Ting EVERYTHING An assortment of herbals