A fork of Rural Dictionary
An alternative to the game, :D. If you see or think of The Piano you just played the piano. You may also lose the game in this process.
"The Piano" , "Dammit I just played the piano :(".
A cross between a typewriter and a dildo.
Eileen, stop fornicating that piano!
Bob, have you finished typing the piano yet?
1. an ugly piece of crap that your parents make you practice for days on end for absolutely no reason at all except to make you suffer.
2. an amazingly powerful tool to become a keyboardist, join a band, and get all the groupies that didn't want to wait in line for the lead singer and guitar (mostly lawyers and librarians).
3. (super skilled people only) become a renowned singer and songwriter, get millions of fans worldwide, and use the piano as a trampoline when not playing good songs
1. I hate it when Mom makes me play piano.
2. I played piano when I was five, and now I'm one of the twelve keyboardists that play in No Doubt!
3. Elton John, Billy Joel, and Ben Folds can really play the piano.
The noun for one thousand dollars-$1000.Made by the shortening of
Grand Piano.One grand meaning a thousand dollars.
Let's go for a drive and see our mate
Charlie,he still owes us a grand.
You joking I would'nt even give him a grand for that bucket of bolts.
to fuck in a manner much like tickling the ivories, if you know what i mean
fuck man! i was pianoing her like fucking mozart last night!