A fork of Rural Dictionary
An event or occurrence of such shockingly sad and violent proportions, it rivals the events and acts carried out in Greek, and/or Shakespearean epic.
Did you see Game of Thrones last night? It was like a Greekspearean Tragedy!
a man with a small penis.
Dude...look at Dave's tiny tragedy!!
Possesing a harsh amount of Idiocy, lacking motor skills in everyday happenings such as social interaction, empathy, and/or role model behaviors.
Generally unreasonably aggressive for no apparent reason; irrational.
What's with those people who act like retards but aren't actually special?
Oh, they just have an Attraction To Tragedy...
A slight mistake or mishap that ends up costing you everything.
"I was at a restaurant and accidentally bumped into a guy eating his dinner. I apologized and I thought everything was alright. The guy turned out to be the president of the company I work for. The next day I was fired. It was a real seinfeld tragedy."
An individual who feeds off of the tragic events of others. They gain their power by gathering information about said tragedy from everybody but the person affected.
"Gayle came over to my office today to get the deets on Phil's mother's stage 4 cancer diagnosis. She's a blatant tragedy vampire."
The unfortunate predicament caused when a public resource, such as a natural resource like land or game, is consumed by everyone but maintained by no one.
Everyone feels they have the right to consume because they are part of the public, but no one feels it their responsibility to maintain it because they are not individually accountable.
Truly a sad foot. One which is beset with grief.
"you are a tragedy foot."