A fork of Rural Dictionary
slang term for stealing something hense taking a raccoon like action. invented by two beaners in a ranch. past tense may be used as raccooned or cooned for short
Frankie :"hey dude look at that sweet stuff outside the house" Ivan :"yeah dude lets raccoon that shit" Frankie :"righteous" Ivan :"Man I really want that new webo-splash but it's too expensive" Frankie :"Dude fuck it just raccoon that shit"
When you get two black eyes simultaneously and you have the appearance of a raccoon.
Dude you got raccooned in that fight last night, or Did you see that guy he got raccooned.
After banging someone, pop them in the face twice, giving them two black eyes. The run away, kicking over their garbage as you leave.
Girl 1: That asshole punched me twice in the face last night night during coitious! Girl 2: And look at the garbage! Oh no! You've been Raccooned!
A large mass of fat that folds over the genitals, and protrudes below the stomach, closely resembling a raccoon nestling between the genital area and the stomach. Usually common to fat people, who look like they have an extra stomach.
ah, look trevor has such a big raccoon! I hope it doesnt come and attack us!
person from india,or with indian ancestry,this is more common say between french-americans,raccoon is a nickname given to indian people due to their more darker skin around their eyes,wish assimilate them to raccoons whom also have this characteristic
I went to 7eleven,and that fuckin raccoon tried to overcharge me for a 12 pack.