A fork of Rural Dictionary
The man bent over and spread his cheeks, for his wife to peg his Truffle Tunnel.
M: You should see my tulips. I planted $60 of bulbs last fall. J: Oh, I can’t grow tulips anymore because of the deer. They love tulip bulbs. M: How do they even find them? J: They find them somehow, and dig them up. M: They must smell them like pigs smell truffles. J: Yeah, I’ll be darned if I spend money planting deer truffles.
a fat chick who wipes her ass from back to front and has shit in the crevis of her snatch,so her skinny man can have a hell of a feast later.
hey, ho monica you are such a cunt truffle, no wonder why bill never brought his lunch to work.
An old Scandinavian, possibly Norwegian, greeting.
Come in, sit down, and have a truffle.
A brown-noser of the lowest level, willing to shove there nose so far up anyone’s ass to get what they want they are willing to dig deep enough to find a treat for just themselves at any cost! A real one alright a Real ass kisser. Also known as the prize at the end of such an ass kissing!
Mr. Who’s his face is a real butt-truffle trying to get that promotion from under me .
Discarded, half eaten fast food, usually chips/fries or pizza.
Wow, check out all the tramps truffles over there, no-one's going hungry tonight!
Fecal remnant that are smeared and adhered to a females pubes and vaginal region after wiping her ass incorrectly from back to front.
I was going down on Rachel last night and had to stop due to all the muff truffles and made her take a shower. She's nasty.