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tulips

a quaint name for the two-lipped opening next to your taint

men don’t know enough things about our tulips. hell, we don’t.

by omymoon November 30, 2021

tulips

All my lesbian friends' favorite flower!

Julie: I would love to plant my tulips in that garden!!

by Words R. Fun June 18, 2008

tulip

A tulip is a special type of joint which looks like a regular joint with a sack of marijuana on the end of it, which is made by sticking four rolling papers together in a large rectangle, placing an ample amount of weed in the centre, licking the edges and attaching it to the main shaft. I think. Hell I can roll but I can't roll these little bastards. Effects are very potent, and a tulip lasts a long time. Be warned, though, if you've got a roller who is crap and/or stoned, there is a possible risk of the fucker spilling the entire thing on the floor.

Guy 1: "How mcuh weed we got left?" Guy 2: "Quite a bit." Guy 1: "Enough for... a tulip?" Guy 2: "Hell yeah!"

by Rep August 24, 2004

Tulips

Tulips ON DEEZ NUTZ

B: Tulips are nice aren't they? G: Indeed. B: TWO LIPS ON DEEZ NUTS

by Chong69420 April 16, 2020

Tulips

undying love. (:

im getting tulips for her birthday (:

by brandystar May 27, 2012

Tuliping

A rednecks way of getting high. You will need: Lots of paper Chewing tabacco Tape Alcohol (optional but highly recommend) NOTE: Alcohol may be consumed before, during or after tuliping process2) Pop some chewin' tobacco into your mouth and give it a good munching. 1) Proceed to give yourself a paper cut between each toe. 3)Spit the chewed tobacco into the palm of your hand. 4) Apply generous amounts of the tobacco to your paper cuts. 5) Then tape the whole mess together. WARING: TULIPING IS NOT ADVISED AS IT HAS BEEN KNOW TO CAUSE TOE CANCER.

fucking redneck redneck high alternative high not suggested tuliping

by Ezve December 02, 2013

tulip

a friend, that is unique, funny, sweet and safe. You know no matter what they will always be there, and theyll always be number one. They know you better than you know yourself and can tell you how you feel when you dont even know. Its your ride or die! Your other half.. a soulmate.. a twin

Oh yea Cathryn?, she's my tulip!

by ICE*MIMI October 15, 2010