A fork of Rural Dictionary
tua is that 1 annoying guy who is probably tonga, maori, samoan, who will always get mad over the most simple shit ever
Tua is a dude with the biggest tripod cock
Retard: Tua definitely has a shrimp cock. Alpha male chad: nah I’ve seen his cock it’s huge, he has a third leg with his horse cock
Term given to the worst American football player alive or dead.
After throwing his third interception of the day, he became a Tua.
One of the best quarterbacks in the nfl
Tua is the best quarterback in the league rn, he stays throwing dimes
The umbrella academy is a show that is shit just like Aiden Gallagher
I HATE TUA
A failed abortion who snipes people's 10 winstreaks in Minecraft bedwars. His parents try to make him feel loved by letting him spend their money on Hypixel.
tua: all yuall bitchas foreal normal person: someone take that thing to planned parenthood please...