A fork of Rural Dictionary
An instrument that is used by people who actually have skill, unlike those wussy violins.
Violin player: OMFG VIOLIN IS TEH ROXXOR! viola player: Um...no....shutup, you have NO talent.
A beautiful talented person who likes drawing, dancing and writing. She's unique and she deserves everything.
X: who's that lonely girl? Y: she's a Viola
It's shit
What did the cellos say to the violas? You're shit.
Purple in Italian. An instrument that has a G-string like the violin.
violinist: Hey my G string is out of tune can, someone play it for me? violist: Sure violinist: A viola doesn't have a G-string. violist: Yes we do violist plays the G-string.
The second best instrument in a orchestra, probably the least favored or important. It looks quite like a violin, only slightly larger, and deeper. (Second highest string instrument.) Violists are rare in an orchestra, and some don't even have a viola section. None the less, if you want to stand out and play a majorly kick ass instrument, play the viola!
Violinst: "Violas are stupid!" TheOnlyBlackFox/Violist: *Shoves bow straight up ass, for it to come of the violinist's mouth*
The greatest girl you'll ever meet, Viola will stand by you forever, even though she's gone through some shit, she has some weird kinks, however she is always open to trying new things, If you date a Viola, you're the luckiest guy in the world.
"Did you see Viola yesterday?" "Yeah, her boyfriend is super lucky."
Viola is the best person to have in your life. If you have a Viola in your life, be sure to hold on to them tight, they are the most valuable friend to have.
"Wow, she's such a Viola." "Yeah, I wish she was my friend."