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Someone who acts odd or wierd but in a funny way for them. They are different and see things differently. Similar to the word 'waste' or 'wasteman' (see alt. deffinition for more info). Can be used as a prefix to name (see examples below).

1. Person A: I cant believe he randomly turned up at our party. Hes west. 2 Girl: I lashed three boys today Group: Errrrrr your too west. 3. Apparently Sam is taking meow in lectures. They dont call him west Sam for nothing.

Wall-like breasts often found on high school ho's, little girls, and annoying bitches that flaunt their chests (or lack there of).

That skank is trying to pick up some cock, but no cock can tit fuck those wests.

Going into a "battlefield" alone/with no crew.

"Woah, he's westing, he's got balls"

Fucked up. Really, really bad/sketchy

eg. (I was handcuffed by this guy in his car...) Me: "Watch, my mum'll come past now". Dave: "That'd be so west".

Similar to sweded or blitzed. To be west is to be fucked.

Big Mellor's head is west

Something that is stupid, abnormal or an hallucination. Going west refers to loosing the plot and your grip on reality, such that you are no longer yourself. This will usually result from drug use, although it can occur folling an accident.

Sunny went west after he fell over a cracked his head.

To tell a long disconnected story while making obscene gestures that causes people to travel that direction

"Man someone just Wested me for 45 minutes" "As I was using the shitter, I got wested" "No suprise, that West bored me to death" "I got a ride home in his Eddie Bauer and I got Wested"