A fork of Rural Dictionary
Out of sorts. Uneven. Unclear.
If I look at it to long my eyes go wonkie.
(adj) A term to describe the effects one feels after consuming the drug ketamine. The more ketamine consumed the more wonky the person becomes. There are different levels of wonky: from slightly wonky to wonked the fuck out.
"Wow that K was fire! I'm so wonky I don't even know who you are!"
Of or related to being wonky in a situation or scenario
Why all the wonkiness bro, nobody cares your third nipple looks like a Milk Dud
An absolute faggot will suck any dick on site when you call someone gay your most likely thinking about him he is also a mega devourer of meat and just absolutely obliterates cocks and glizzy just an overall homosexual and personally I’d stay away from this fag he may be contagious
Damn your acting like a Wonkie
A feeling of feeling weird, feeling off, almost delirious...
"Everything in my reality was weird, I was definitely feeling wonky"
Humourous cartoon or caricature on political or satirical themes. Usually not very sophisticated in terms of drawing.
The wonkie about the recent elections in the paper last sunday was hilarious.