A fork of Rural Dictionary
You have anal sex with a carrot or stick strapped to your nose. Can be enhanced by pecking her asshole and saying "peck peck peck peck peck" constantly. You know you did The Woodpecker right if her asshole looks like an tomato
I gave my girlfriend The Woodpecker lastnight! I made her asshole look like an tomato.
When a macerated queer takes a man from behind at the speed of a woodpeckers beak annihilating Oak.
I was limping down for breakfast in the morning due to the night before my arse swallowing a cock that was being thrusted at the rhythmic pace of a woodpecker's beak kissing fresh bark.
<The perquisite of Sword Fights.> A challenge between two males with soft penis' peck back and fourth with their limp wieners. First one to become erect, loses.
My buddy and I wanted to play sword fights but needed to get a boner first, so we played did some woodpecking before.
Word for a slut. A female that sucks really good dick. Formed at a bar at the Jersey Shore by three men by the name of Alex, Nick, and James. Seriously Men. This is where it all started. #downthehatchet
That delta phi epsilon was a great woodpecker
The act of attaching a strap-on dildo around your head and using it to repeatedly penetrate your partner's anus.
"Have you seen Debbie's neck muscles? They're like ropes!" "I'm not surprised - they say her boyfriend likes to leave the door ajar for the dusky woodpecker."
Severe hangover; migrain; feeling wrecked.
The party was dope last night, but I'm feeling like "A woodpecker with a headache" this morning, dawg!
A technique used to attract persons of the opposite sex through a sequence of repeated, positive interactions taking place at dive bars and in the computer lab at Huntsman Hall which advance the pursuer’s cause ever so slightly with each passing day, much like the strategy a WOODPECKER employs to chop down a tree.
Jon takes forever to seal the deal, but his woodpecker game is unmatched. Given enough time, he'll cut down the entire forest.