Country Dictionary

previously known as an oral sound made when chewing

ie: "yomp yomp yomp...this food is so good..yomp."

redefined as an act of dry humping.

"I gave you a good yomping last night you dirty hoebag."

Progressive dinner except with exotic drinks instead of food. Participants must travel on foot and should all hold some equal position of prestige.

The college presidents are all hung over from yomping last night.

To wheel your vehicle anyway you want to. Driving down the road want to go through a ditch? That is yomp yompin.

Lets go yomp yompin.

To be unjustifiably criticized or verbally abused; to be chewed upon by a small, yapping animal.

My manager, Jack, called me in for a yomping yesterday.

the noise you make when you eat. repeat it three times.

i want to yomp yomp yomp a cheebugah.

Take care of business. Get the job done. Make it happen.

Dude, that shit's been on hold for a week. You better Yomp That Bappa!

the act of consuming shitty gas station food with pleasure

"damn, yomping on those rotisserie hot dogs on the curb of circle k last night cured my munchies"